Where have you been?

Wow, Vegas. Of all the places in America that I care about Vegas isn't one of them. Okay, Vegas is the home of Master Toddy's and I do have some family there but really now? Could there be a better example of America's excess and general disregard for any respectful coexistence with our environment?


I mean really, there is even a monument to Siegfried and Roy.


But hey, it's a tourist spot and we were tourists so why not.


Plus I hear Vegas is a great place to go if you want a job. No matter how lazy or illegal you are.