Where have you been?

What better way to make a mockery of our respect for England and everything British than by turning the London Bridge into a landmark of excess and debauchery. Rather than a place of culture and understanding the London Bridge in Lake Havasu is a bridge under which the slogan "show yer tits" is lived out every holiday season. Okay, the police have cracked down in recent years and the real action is now at the sandbar, but when the ladies need to take a break and their guys need more beer/gas/drugs it's the London Bridge they look for and the resources to be had nearby. And lets not forget all of the Girls Gone Wild footage shot there.


In these photos we see people warming up for the season - testing their boats, pre-tanning, and trying out new bikini designs (see my 4th of July post below). These were taken durning April so although it was rather warm it wasn't summer and things hadn't kicked off just yet.


These boats are as much a indication of "small-penis-syndrome" as the dune buggies a few posts back. Not only do the boats cost at least fifty or sixty thousand dollars (or more) but you also need the 'pimp' rig to pull them as well. I'm sure some boat owners are independently wealthy but you have to ask yourself how many of these boats contributed to America's current credit crunch.